so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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