what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize