Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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