exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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