So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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