He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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