a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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