let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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