Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
someone owes me an orgasm
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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