Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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