Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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