"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Randomize
