Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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