Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
