Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
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