idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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