BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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