I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
My cat gives me a boner
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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