She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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