I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Randomize