i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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