You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
