Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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