Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Enjoy the penises
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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