have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Randomize
