i just had sex bonerless
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Are my feet made of real feet?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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