He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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