real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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