Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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