She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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