dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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