Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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