Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Randomize
