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• (404): View more from Georgia

  we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.

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• (646): View more from New York

  lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact

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• (415): View more from California

  It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?

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• (310): View more from California

  That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.

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  ...how and why.

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  PARENTS ARE MAGIC.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I'm too stoned to come over for sex

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  Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock

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  I'll be right over

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?

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• (518): View more from New York

  He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks

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• (626): View more from California

  I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping

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