I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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