I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
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also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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