Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
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