no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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