what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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