sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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