i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Houston, we have a squirter
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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