i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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