id be glad to
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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