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  Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."

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• "Vaginal contents: also tequila and semen"

  Submitted by PierreTheLion on Jun 14, 11 at 3:04pm

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• Breakfast of champions

  Submitted by playboy37 on Jun 14, 11 at 11:46pm

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  • Beat me to it.

    Submitted by Wesley_Sniper on Jun 14, 11 at 11:48pm

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• Look at the bright side, for once there's more Tequila than semen.

  Submitted by haliganbar on Jun 14, 11 at 9:35pm

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• I'm guessing the semen was the chaser.

  Submitted by coumtryboy99 on Jun 14, 11 at 6:22pm

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  • Haha Definitely sounds like it!

    Submitted by BahahaJack on Jun 14, 11 at 7:54pm

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• America at it's best!

  Submitted by ng7899 on Jun 14, 11 at 2:40pm

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• Lol that would be fkd up

  Submitted by tamper12 on Jun 15, 11 at 7:41pm

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• wish i could be the semen in ur stomach... :'(

  Submitted by yummy6969 on Jun 15, 11 at 12:23am

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• I really hope this is a female saying this.

  Submitted by bondito007 on Jun 15, 11 at 3:39pm

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• "anal contents: well, you get the gist."

  Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Jun 15, 11 at 10:57am

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