We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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