So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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