We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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