Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Just pee around me
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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