normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I looked at my own cervix.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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