Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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