We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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