That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
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My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
