Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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