I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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