How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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