i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I need a beard to bite.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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