I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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