no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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