winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
