god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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