Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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