Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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